DYNASTY
VCTien: i have this friend who is a nurse
VCTien: in a maternity ward at a hospital
VCTien: and she gets to introduce the new babies to their families
Jason: oh wow
VCTien: so anyway one day she brings this little niglet baby
VCTien: to meet her new fam
Jason: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAa
VCTien: and reads her name off of the wrist band
VCTien: and she goes…
VCTien: this is….
VCTien: shady nasty……???
VCTien: and its silent
VCTien: and the mom goes
Jason: are u fucking srs
VCTien: ITS SHA-DYANASTY
Jason: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
VCTien: hahahahhahahha
Oleg is hardc0re
Oleg: Schedule says: Recurs Every Weekday. From scheduler I see Workday scheduled to run on Jan 31, which is Monday. Are Sat and Sun not a weekdays?
David: Nope. Should be set to daily, including weekends. Weekdays = M thru F only
Oleg: Oh really? So Sat and sun are not part of Weekday? My bad 
Will set it to run every 7 days
Jason: Oleg, you are hardcore if you thought Saturday and Sunday were weekdays
ze database fah-knee
We need this rubber chicken around the HR area that we can use to smack him in the head sometimes. We used to have this a couple of yrs ago when the BI team started out. I think I need to resurrect this!
D-Rizzle
From: Jay Dizzle
To: D-Rizzle
Subject: RE: Will be reloading schema “O-dog”
Dude, I just emailed him that LOL
From: Jay Dizzle
To: Oleg Savkin
Subject: RE: Will be reloading schema “O-dog”
Can you try:
Where upper(d_emp_manager) = ‘Jabba Wockee’
From: D-Rizzle
Subject: Re: Will be reloading schema “O-dog”
Dude….
“Jabba Wockee”.
His preferred name is JONATHAN.
:/
From: O-Nizzle
To: D-Rizzle; Jay Dizzle
Subject: RE: Will be reloading schema “O-dog”
Nope, for this name there are no records:
select d_emp_manager, a.*
from dw_integration_prelim a
where upper(d_emp_manager) = ‘Jabba Wockee (Jonathan) ‘
Unless there should be other name.
Thanks,
O-Dog
From: D-Rizzle
To: O-dog; Jay Dizzle
Subject: Re: Will be reloading schema “O-Dog”
Jay dizzle, can you help research the data on the side of things?
Oleg, does Jabba Wockee (Jonathan) at least come up with valid direct reports under him?
My awesome buddy Jenn…
Fucking stanford + harvard brainiac and funny person extraordinaire msged me on fb and this is what she said:
ur posting of mileage of runs makes me feel bad for being lazy, then ur appetizing food pics make me hungry. (the fact that im at my goddaughter’s house in sunnyvale and just ate a jar of her old baby food an the arm off a decorative holiday gingerbread man may also have contributed to the latter). the holiday season is not the right time for these mind games jason! =)=)
This is what women do…
denny: btw–
denny: I was thinking of you know who this am
denny: so i texted the bitch
denny: “Miss ur laughs. Hope ur doing well!”
denny: she texted back:
denny: “Miss u too!!!!”
denny: when she did that: I fucking had a pint of blood straight rush to my shaft
denny: my balls virtually exploded
can you…
K23KoR: damn
K23KoR: i passed out literally after i texted you
K23KoR: phone in hand
Jason: nice
Jason: can u do that at my house
Jason: but replace the word phone with “my penis”
Jason: that would be brilliant.
Jason: thank you
